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rabbitrah:

If they just let people burn the goat it wouldn’t be a good ritual sacrifice. People that burn the goat are legitimately risking jailtime but they do it anyway. That’s what makes the goatburning so powerful.

#it must be an even battle between the primordial forces of order#and every drunk asshole with a lighter and a bottle of vodka on the planet

What in gods name sort of context am I missing

The Gävle goat is a giant straw Yule goat that is built every year in central Gävle, Sweden. Most years it is burned down because a giant flammable statue that people say “do not destroy” is a huge beacon for arson funsies.

It’s also the last great pagan act in the face of the forced jollity and bowdlerisation of the dark festival at the winter’s heart. It doesn’t want to sell you anything or force you to have a Special Magical Festive Season with your family, estranged or otherwise. It just wants to burn the darkness out of the tail end of the year, a roaring pyre of a tourist trap turned into the last battle for the Undying Sun.

(via a-method-in-it)

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spookyjarchivist:

while i do have a soft spot for “hobbits age slower than humans so 33 for them is our physical 18” i rlly dont think that’s how it is bc they get to about the same age as humans before death by old age, i also really dont think we appreciate enough a few things about what this means narratively and thematically

tolkien really said no child soldiers, no 20-something year old soldiers, they’re not really adults yet, they barely know anything of the world we’re sending them to die for it and that’s not okay, not when there are other options

he also addresses this with the hobbits specifically, frodo and bilbo are 50 when they go on their journeys, FIFTY, and we can see that they handle them differently than the others. while bilbo changes afterwards, it’s not in a coming of age like we would see if 50 really was the equivalent of ~27, he just accepts a part of himself he’s been suppressing for years, for him it’s accepting that getting older and being an adult doesn’t restrict you from the excitement and opportunities of youth. similarly frodo doesn’t change much either outside of his ptsd, all of his change is trauma, not maturity

now sam and merry are both past the age of majority, but they still grow into themselves in a way bilbo and frodo do not, they mature

but pippin, sweet beautiful pippin grows the most out of all of them. he’s the most childish, always running after his cousins and you can tell he’s not even 30, this is HIS coming of age story, before this journey he’s known nothing of true responsibilities, but by the end he’s ready for when he eventually has to take over as thain of the shire

and i think that this is a really beautiful way of saying something that has started to get really popular in the last few years

instead of being terrified of that big 30, we should be excited for it, we should embrace it wholeheartedly, because it’s the time when we’ve finally started ironing out the last of the kinks in being an adult, we’re growing into our responsibilities and and we can start learning how to cultivate that balance of responsibility and excitement and FUN that makes life living instead of surviving

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spookyjarchivist:

while i do have a soft spot for “hobbits age slower than humans so 33 for them is our physical 18” i rlly dont think that’s how it is bc they get to about the same age as humans before death by old age, i also really dont think we appreciate enough a few things about what this means narratively and thematically

tolkien really said no child soldiers, no 20-something year old soldiers, they’re not really adults yet, they barely know anything of the world we’re sending them to die for it and that’s not okay, not when there are other options

he also addresses this with the hobbits specifically, frodo and bilbo are 50 when they go on their journeys, FIFTY, and we can see that they handle them differently than the others. while bilbo changes afterwards, it’s not in a coming of age like we would see if 50 really was the equivalent of ~27, he just accepts a part of himself he’s been suppressing for years, for him it’s accepting that getting older and being an adult doesn’t restrict you from the excitement and opportunities of youth. similarly frodo doesn’t change much either outside of his ptsd, all of his change is trauma, not maturity

now sam and merry are both past the age of majority, but they still grow into themselves in a way bilbo and frodo do not, they mature

but pippin, sweet beautiful pippin grows the most out of all of them. he’s the most childish, always running after his cousins and you can tell he’s not even 30, this is HIS coming of age story, before this journey he’s known nothing of true responsibilities, but by the end he’s ready for when he eventually has to take over as thain of the shire

and i think that this is a really beautiful way of saying something that has started to get really popular in the last few years

instead of being terrified of that big 30, we should be excited for it, we should embrace it wholeheartedly, because it’s the time when we’ve finally started ironing out the last of the kinks in being an adult, we’re growing into our responsibilities and and we can start learning how to cultivate that balance of responsibility and excitement and FUN that makes life living instead of surviving

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ripley-stark:

i love alicent not only because it’s the right and hot thing to do, but also because i know the writers are desperate for me to love rhaenyra and think of her as the pinnacle of feminism so bad and i am full of spite,

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obviouschild2014:

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I was looking into break rooms (those places that give u a bat and let u smash stuff) and this line got me

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tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

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Going to need this guy’s lawyer

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thank you for tags, I was too lazy to elaborate lol but it is funny how the headline is worded as if everyone would find the activities ‘fun’

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(mostly) based on a true story

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beardedmrbean:

Amen to that little dude

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stuporduper:

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Haladriel via Gustav Klimt’s “The Kiss” because this ship sundered raft is nonstop dominance vs. convergence, surrender vs. salvation and I didn’t even think about it that much until I started drawing… and then I couldn’t stop, hehe🙃

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beaniebaneenie:

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1. This is awesome and amazing and should be celebrated

2. This person looks SO HAPPY and I love that for them

3. That Snorlax is crocheted. Crochet cannot be replicated by machine. It physically cannot… So someone, a human, made that thing, by HAND. As a crocheter myself, that is incredible and should also be celebrated.

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